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Who Knew Alan Partridge Was Such A Big NWOBMH Fan?
On the bright side, all the T’pau rarities at this weekend’s Austin Record Convention were very reasonably priced. [ | | | | ]
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Dispatch Scribe : We Didn’t Invent OSU, Tressel Lapses
With each passing day more details emerge regarding the Ohio State football program and unique methods of rewarding their student-athletes (and/or Jim Tressel’s efforts to keep the lid on such). The...
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For Sale : Customized Greetings From All-Around Awesome Guy Rick Pitino
For only $3.99, Rick Pitino will excuse himself from his demanding duties fucking housewives at shitty spaghetti & meatballs emporiums coaching the University Of Louisville Men’s basketball squad...
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Oklahomans Deeply Offended By Confusing, Gratuitous Photoshoppery
Given that #2 Alabama was very likely to have secured a spot in the BCS National Championship, facing #1 LSU in a rematch of their boring as fuck titanic defensive struggle earlier this season, I...
View ArticlePhil Knight, Foot Locker – Doing Their Best To Ensure Mushnick Can...
….to say nothing of my efforts to remain the laziest pseudo-sports blogger in North America. I know it’s easy to sneer at younger folks waiting outside shopping malls for overpriced sneakers, but if...
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Our Most Contentious Guest Contributor Proves Yet Again, YOU CAN’T STOP...
The once and future Scourge Of Yelp is BACK. [ | | | | ]
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History’s Most Questionable eBay Auctions, Pt. XXXI
1)Designed to fit standardized bath tubs 2)Prevent water from splashing out of the shower stall 3)Environmentally friendly 4)Soft and comfortable handing feeling 5)Machine wash cold. Do not bleach or...
View Article10/20/21 Show 73 : The Celebrity Accountant
this week’s episode tackles the thorny subject of Volkswagon’s 2020 three-part series of television commercials for the Atlas Cross Sport (21 mpg city, 24 mpg highway). The ad agency tapped Paul...
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The Year In Prerecorded (And Live) Entertainment : CSTB’s Best Of 2021 (In...
(Editor’s Note : A panel of exactly one person under inhuman degreees of pressure was convened to compile the list shown below ; CSTB’s former contributors are either working on their new careers as...
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The Year In Prerecorded (And Live) Entertainment : CSTB’s Best Of 2023 (In...
(above : I do not like to hoard vinyl, however I’m still sick) (Editor’s Note : A panel of exactly one person under inhuman degrees of pressure assemble to compile the list shown below ; CSTB’s former...
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